A few days ago:
Me: Brayden, sounds like you need a tissue. Do you need to blow your nose?
Brayden: Yes, I have a booger problem.
This morning:
B: I want to be first at the gym today. (He likes to be the first kid to check in at the kids club.)
M: We aren't going to go to the gym today. We still have colds, but hopefully we'll go tomorrow.
B: What?
M: You know, your "booger" problem? You still have a little bit.
B: But mom, I'm using my nose as a vacuum cleaner... [insert loud sniffing here]... see?
If only it were that easy...
