Disclaimer: I saw this online and thought it was hilarious... I still haven't decided who will get my vote, but this did have some unique spin....
10. We can do away with secret ballots and manifest our support of the candidate "by the usual sign." And we can get rid of costly recounts by simply saying, "opposed, if there be any."
9. In addition to dark suits, sunglasses, and earpieces, the Secret Service would be equipped with CTR rings.
8. The vice presidency would be replaced by first and second counselors.
7. At inaugural balls, dance parners would have to be separated from each other by at least the width of a Book of Mormon.
6. NASA could commission a satellite to "hie to Kolob."
5. The prayer closing each Cabinet meeting could include the phrase, "that we all can travel home or to our various destinations in safety."
4. The President not only could explain things in layman's terms, but in Lemuel's terms as well.
3. At his inauguration he would swear on the Bible "as far as it is translated correctly."
2. All foreign policy statements would begin with, "We believe."
1. The presidential limo would be a black Suburban with a vanity plate: "RULDS2?"
Christy here again - we parked in the Gilbert Super Walmart the other night and saw a license plate on an older model suburban that read, "8COWWMN". Even Megan and Ian thought it was great - Johnny Lingo is one of their favorite movies.....
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